Just kidding. We are fantastic people to love. We will literally ram you into a corner with our love. (Oh, puns.)
Anyway, now that you’re involved, there are a few things you should know about what it’s like to love an Aries.
The first (and most important) thing is that we are the best lay of all zodiac signs in astrology. I’m fairly confident this is public, astrologically-proven, agreed-upon knowledge, but I just wanted to restate here so just everyone’s on the same page. Or solar system. Whatever.